Today We Made the Smallest Dickbutt on the World

And from now on, I shall choose to believe that there are microdickbutts among us, hiding in plain sight. Someday, perhaps even nanodickbutts.This pleases me. This is a good use of technology. Finally, we begin to see the glorious future before us. What a magical world we live in.Rumor has it that, if you zoom into an atom enough, you can see a very, very small dickbutt carved by the universe itself.In 250 years when pixels are the size of atoms this is will be credited as the first exploration into that technology. You are witnessing history

Somewhere some guy just tried a new treatment that will completely kill all of the Cancer in his body. His blood will be examined to find what exactly was the type of cell that cured him. Scientists will see this tiny dickbutt, think it was a joke specimen, throw it out, and we won't ever cure Cancer because of this. Thanks for dooming us all.That is a close up of your mothers ass. It is zoomed in 1000x from an orbiting space probe. That probe is 10,000 light years from here, and pointed 85 degrees left of the earth's surface.

I would like to imagine that millions of years from now, alien anthr opologists will look back at our time and at us, and not even notice because none of this is real or matters.Well, uarthurdent, redditor of 10 years -- it appears the time has finally come for you to have a front page post!First, now you'll have access to  Eternity Club, a sub for those who have made it to rall. For even more circle jerking, consider acquiring 100k link or comment karma then apply for Century Club!