Dad Send Me Pikachu Although He Didn't Know Much About Pokemon When i Was a Kid

I do something similar with my son. When he's being naughty my wife calls my cellphone and I act like it's spiderman. Spiderman always encourages my son to listen to his parents.I'd like to think he found a nice girl whose mom used to beat her with an extension cord and they fell in love and ran off together to live with the Amish, where no one could hurt then ever again.Took me years to realize it was my grandpa. Apparently my mom was really mad at me once for something, and called my grandpa saying it was Santa with no real plan, and the guy just rolled with it.

My mom tried the wooden spoon, but it would break on me too easily. I also really regret the day when I was 14 or so and also really into punk rock and purchased a spiked belt. That one hurt.Ah yes the belt.. only second in command to the wooden spoon.. Who was actually second in command to a swift kick in the ass from dad's foot.So I guess the belt was actually a third in line chump when it came to making me stand up straight, respect my elders, and finish my dinner.

"Deadpool says to be a good boy and listen to your parents. That's how you keep them from beating you with the jumper cables again! Oh, and ask Mommy to buy some Deadpool comics while she's at the store. That's how you keep Deadpool from beating you with jumper cables..."That's honestly awesome, it makes me happy that other parents do something similar. That way when they look back I guarantee they will appreciate you more. I appreciate my parents to begin with, but it's the little things like this they have saved that makes me just hold onto the memories tighter.

A long time ago, some friends of mine's little boy lost his tooth before bedtime and was absolutely heart broken. My friend called my mom, whom the kids had never met, and she pretended to be the tooth fairy. She told him not to worry about it, as she was really good at finding teeth. After he went to sleep, they snuck a dollar under his pillow with a note that said "found it!". She ended up calling him whenever he lost a tooth after that. When he finally met her, he recognized her voice and was amazed that my mom was the tooth fairy. Or at least he played it off pretty good. No idea when he stopped believing it.

Beautiful Lovely Golden Retrievers Family!!!

That's really surprising considering the color of the litter my last puppy was from a blonde dad and a red mom and the puppies where about half red and the other half of them where gold.god i love goldies, they always look so happy. but they would be alone 9 hours each day, i don't have a backyard, can't afford pet sitting, and i would get sick of all that hair so fast. no to mention the giant poo and eating tons of food.Awesome that you actually have thought it all out. So many people out there get pets and don't consider the responsibilities that come with it.

Would people say Golden Retrievers (when properly trained) are one of the best dogs with kids? They always seem so nice around kids,Absolutely. They hardly need training to be nice to kids (after their first 10 months of zero self control energy).I'm questioning the life choices I've made that have led me to a place where I do not have a family of golden retrievers to greet me when I come home.This is defiantly cute and all...but there is just something about the left female dog's eyes that are just weirding me out....it's like it staring into my sole.

Warcraft Actors Compared Their CGI Characters

The sheer amount of draenei porn floating around the internet would argue that probably not.Yeah, they've done a good job so far referring to her as half orc/half human. I think most people who know the lore assume they've tweaked it a bit.She doesn't look that human in the games and the existing art. She looks like a skinny orc with more hair and blue eyes.Which part of the lore? Garona has been both half human and half dranei at different points in time

Right, but isn't current canon that she was lied to about being half human? Which would also clear up the discrepancy with old lore, no?Yes. There were no humans on Draenor and the Orcs weren't on Azeroth long enough for her to be conceived and of age for the events in Warcraft 1.In the original Warcraft 1 manual the timing did work though, because their war went on for like 20 years, with the game taking place at the end. Then pretty much everything was changed because they naturally did not assume the series would carry on as it did and need things expanded on.

As for the movie, don't focus too hard on the movie being different. It is a medium in which creative license and changes have to be made in order for the story to be digestible for a broader audience.Even a dedicated lore audience would really need a TL;DR version of the movie in order for it to be enjoyable. The lore is simply too large to be made into a movie without making tweaks.I'm wondering if they want to hide some spoilers, same with 'Caged Frostwolf'. Then again, maybe they are just trying to show that even their background characters are intricately detailed.

I feel bad for Toby Kebbell - he was the best part of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and expected great things from him in Fantf4stic. Admittedly, he did a great job with the material he was given, but I just hope it didn't derail his career too much.Guldan, according to Duncan Jones, was going to be the most physically intense character to play due to the fact his posture required the actor to be in a permanent semi squat position. That's what Duncan told Daniel when he was wondering the same thing.

The World Dumber is Easier for Dumb People to Get Thoughts Heard

Story time! So one day I was at the mall with my brother and I saw the black kid walking towards me. He had one of those sweatshirts with full design on the front, his happened to have the Mona Lisa on it. I looked at my brother and said "they should hang him in a museum." We both had a look of horror as I realized what I had just said.Nowadays non-Americans are pretty interested in American politics. Probably because our elections last so long and other countries tend to have shorter ones.

Some random senior tried to hit me when I suggested that Trump would not make a good president. He wasn't around when I made the comment. He heard it third hand and tried to knock my lights out. I'm lucky I know how to run down stairs.There has to be a word for American politics, something like a portmanteau of 'entertainment' and 'politics'. I'm surprised no one has come up with it yet, like a word for texting drunk (which I would guess is as big a social phenomenon as "duck face").

America is closer to size and population to Europe than it is to any one individual European country. U.S. laws, geography, and culture also vary from state-to-state.I think theres a group of people that will hate you for not being their political affiliation, and thats one thing. They've always been like that, theyre just assholes. But then I think theres a much larger group that will not associate with anyone who likes trump especially anyone from the_donald, because regardless of what you think about the matter they still think of him as far scarier than the average republican because of the absolutely off-the-wall stuff he has said. Stuff like "call bill gates, shut down the internet" They see him as an anti-information-age racist billionaire who now actually has a chance at gaining power and that perception makes anyone who follows him seem insane.

That's what the powers that be want. They want us all working against each other, so we're distracted and they can continue doing what they do. Accumulate wealth and power at the cost of everyone else, no matter what.The next time someone cites the popularity of the Kardashians as proof of the decline of civilization, remind them that 100 years ago an extremely popular form of entertainment was gawking at people and animals with severe deformities ("freak shows").

About The Home-wreckers Bowling Team You Should Notice Somthing

The episode with Jacques is one of the best early episodes. The writing is brilliant and Albert Brooks crushes it.Jacques: Marge, darling, I want to see you tomorrow. Not at Barney's Bowlarama. Away from the thunderous folly of clattering pins. Meet me tomorrow for brunch.Jacques: You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal!

Here's what I didn't care for in the "temptation" episodes. When Marge gets mad at Homer, she meets Jacques and is tempted to have an affair. She seriously considers it, before she turns to Homer at the crossroad. The episode ends with the Officer and a Gentleman tribute.Then in the episode with Lurleen, Marge gets mad at Homer and kicks him out of the house. He goes to some BFE bar and meets Lurleen. He thinks she's really talented and becomes her manager. He just wants to share her music with the rest of the world, nothing sexual.

When he leaves for her debut on Hee Haw, Bart even comments on how much he hates Homer (but admires that suit), and Marge tries to guilt him into not being at Lurleen's national debut. Lurleen implies she wants to have sex with Homer, but he's still to naive to get it. When she kisses him, he immediately leaves and goes home to Marge. He has to apologize to Marge for being a "dad-burned fool" before she takes him back.

This is what Star Trek needs more of - quality, philosophical discussion. I like the new movies but to me they just aren't on the same level of the TV show, and are taking the franchise in a completely different direction. Hopefully when Star Trek comes back to TV we can get another brilliant series that deals with deep, thought provoking topics on the human condition and is less focused on cheesy jokes and action.

My favorite thing about this is that one of the later episodes (Data's Day?) has Data recording his daily routine and sending it off to Commander Maddox so he can continue his research into android development. Data doesn't like that Maddox tried to take his rights away, but he understands that he's doing important work and he doesn't let his personal feelings interfere with Maddox's progress.

Today We Made the Smallest Dickbutt on the World

And from now on, I shall choose to believe that there are microdickbutts among us, hiding in plain sight. Someday, perhaps even nanodickbutts.This pleases me. This is a good use of technology. Finally, we begin to see the glorious future before us. What a magical world we live in.Rumor has it that, if you zoom into an atom enough, you can see a very, very small dickbutt carved by the universe itself.In 250 years when pixels are the size of atoms this is will be credited as the first exploration into that technology. You are witnessing history

Somewhere some guy just tried a new treatment that will completely kill all of the Cancer in his body. His blood will be examined to find what exactly was the type of cell that cured him. Scientists will see this tiny dickbutt, think it was a joke specimen, throw it out, and we won't ever cure Cancer because of this. Thanks for dooming us all.That is a close up of your mothers ass. It is zoomed in 1000x from an orbiting space probe. That probe is 10,000 light years from here, and pointed 85 degrees left of the earth's surface.

I would like to imagine that millions of years from now, alien anthr opologists will look back at our time and at us, and not even notice because none of this is real or matters.Well, uarthurdent, redditor of 10 years -- it appears the time has finally come for you to have a front page post!First, now you'll have access to  Eternity Club, a sub for those who have made it to rall. For even more circle jerking, consider acquiring 100k link or comment karma then apply for Century Club!

What Would You Do Protection From A Bully

It's easy for folks to get judgy, and they often do, but at the right time, in the right place, while feeling the right things, good lightshows are fucking incredible.One occasion my E kicked in while my friend was still finding a spot in the parking ramp. I would have been plenty content if we spent the entire night driving around that ramp trying to find a spot.I saw a girl at a concert once who had decided that the sound her water bottle made when she shook it was a lot better than the music she was ostensibly there for. She was also trying to convince complete strangers of this. She was so full of joy that I believed her for a bit. I mean, I was also really high but I think she had a point.

Truth. and if you have cups on your hands bc you dont want to destroy the world of people living on your fingers and you ask your brother to open all the doors for you theres nothing wrong with it.Nah he wasnt tripping he was my babysitter for the night so i didnt die. Of course he didnt help me when I turned into a gorilla. fucker,It's because of how simple it is that you realize your whole life is incredible because you only need simple things and life is a base construct but you have an iphone and can fly on a goddamn plane.

To cut down on responses: You have the pacifier so you don't grind your teeth. The reason you use a pacifier, instead of something else, is because it's harder to choke on. For anyone curious, that's not the reason you wear it around your neck. That's to keep you from losing it, or dropping it in a pile of god-knows-what and having to decide between breaking down in to tears or just dusting it off and popping it back in there. Also, people like to 'steal' the fucking things the way you accidentally 'steal' a friends lighter.
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Exactly. I find it important to remind myself to stop worrying about my appearance, what's important is what's going on in your head, that's what you took it for. This is moreso regarding tripping, since you're not guaranteed the euphoria as much as when rolling.They were originally bred to help control livestock. In the 15th century, in addition to catching horses, cattle, and boars in legitimate farming use, bulldogs were also used in the “sport” called bull-baiting, in which trained dogs would latch onto a tethered bull’s nose and not let go until the dog had pulled the bull to the ground or the bull had killed the dog.

Over the course of 350 years, until bull-baiting was banned in 1835, bulldogs were bred for aggression, and an 80-pound dog could easily bring down a bull weighing close to a ton by corkscrewing its own body around its neck, tossing the bull over its own center of gravity.The bulldog is a grotesque monstrosity, born of relentless inbreeding, riddled with sinusitis, crippled by joint pain, chronically flatulent. A kindly pet? Or humanity's cruelest mistake?